Thursday, 13 October 2011
Thursday, 8 September 2011
Free Copy of the Day: Harrogate Spa Water
Bout time I had a go on a smaller, independent UK brand. I used to sell this water at £3 a pop when I worked at a Burger van as a teenager in the smoking area of a London superclub. The water helped pay my wage which helped pay for my youth, so I'm giving something back. Plus, look how happy those fellas are...
Wednesday, 7 September 2011
About me
I'm riding an elephant in the jungle. Three men holding guns appear from either side of the path, we stop. Three moments pass. I see their knuckles are white and each of them have a hooked finger poised over the trigger. The middle one steps forward, they now form a spearhead. I remove my hat, wipe my forehead and place it on the elephant. The men begin to laugh, I smile back at them. The middle one points at the hat I realise it is sitting comically on the elephants head, I let out half a chuckle. The laughter dies out and we all listen to the noises between the trees. The middle man speaks, 'Tell me about yourself'. And so I tell him, I tell him everything. I tell him about what I've done and why exactly I did it. I daren't get off the elephant as I speak. When I finish they step aside and let me pass.
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Sunday, 24 July 2011
Saturday, 16 July 2011
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
